Hater-taunting ‘professional fatty’ is a must-follow Viner

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Brandon Bowen is a born comedian.

Brandon Bowen, a 16-year-old and self-described “professional fatty” hailing from Tifton, Ga., makes minimalist Vines that bespeak a fearsome self-awareness. This is the kid who had you cracking up all through school, only now he’s got an audience of thousands.

One of his favorite modes is “spoiled brat.” 

He also does a pretty slick dad impression.

He’s definitely got access to some serious firearms.

The simplest posts are some of his best.

Then again, the conceptual stuff is great as well.

Vine on, young Bowen—you’re far more interesting than most adults we know.

Photo via Brandon Bowen/Vine

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