Twerking girls in boat are this beer-drinking bro’s downfall

While the combination of booze, boats, bikinis, and licentious behavior is hardly unusual, these elements can easily coalesce into a perfect failstorm, as one unlucky bro found out.

Why not pass off your crappy light beer to someone with a sense of balance before trying to board a vessel where women are twerking with abandon, and not very well at that? Because you may want a sip on your way down to Humiliationville. (It’s actually lovely this time of year.)

Shame the ladies missed the action, though they had their own asses to attend to.

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Miles Klee

Miles Klee

Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions,  and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'