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While the combination of booze, boats, bikinis, and licentious behavior is hardly unusual, these elements can easily coalesce into a perfect failstorm, as one unlucky bro found out.
Why not pass off your crappy light beer to someone with a sense of balance before trying to board a vessel where women are twerking with abandon, and not very well at that? Because you may want a sip on your way down to Humiliationville. (It’s actually lovely this time of year.)
Shame the ladies missed the action, though they had their own asses to attend to.
Photo via lpe360screeners/YouTube
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'