Man who joined Tinder as a toilet finds himself flush with matches

Toilet

https://www.flickr.com/search/?q=toilet&l=comm&ct=0&mt=all&adv=1

He must be overflowing with confidence.

Tinder users have had remarkable success posing as everything from a ghost to pizza to Adolf Hitler, so it’s hardly a shocker that people love to flirt with this charming toilet.

Distractify

“I’ll preface this by saying: I had never used Tinder before this experiment and, frankly, I’m not sure I ever will again,” wrote Alex Scola, regarding his adventures as a handsome fixture named Oliet, during which he secured 200 matches with men and women alike. “Tis a scary place.”

Distractify

Distractify

Distractify

Distractify

Distractify

Distractify

Distractify

Distractify

Distractify

Distractify

Scola better not deactivate this profile unless he wants to see his romantic prospects go down the drain.

H/T Metro | Photo by dirtyboxface/Flickr (CC BY-SA 2.0)

Miles Klee

Miles Klee

Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions,  and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'