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Man who joined Tinder as a toilet finds himself flush with matches
He must be overflowing with confidence.
“I’ll preface this by saying: I had never used Tinder before this experiment and, frankly, I’m not sure I ever will again,” wrote Alex Scola, regarding his adventures as a handsome fixture named Oliet, during which he secured 200 matches with men and women alike. “Tis a scary place.”
Scola better not deactivate this profile unless he wants to see his romantic prospects go down the drain.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'