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This stoner’s to-do list is almost too ambitious

It's a portrait of a rich, full life.


Miles Klee

Internet Culture

Published May 1, 2015   Updated May 28, 2021, 10:40 pm CDT

I don’t know about you guys, but when it comes to Saturdays, I’m lucky if I even remember to put underwear on. So maybe police in the Western Australian suburb of Murdoch have something better to do than ridicule this sad stoner’s attempt at self-organization, which was obtained with a search warrant?

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The question, of course, is how one can consult the list and know that it’s time to “get up get ready” when you’re still sleeping off a rowdy Friday night. 

No word on whether the author was arrested, though if so, we hope it was at least after they got their hair done.

H/T BroBible | Photo via Heath Alseike/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

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*First Published: May 1, 2015, 2:40 pm CDT