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It’s a portrait of a rich, full life.
I don’t know about you guys, but when it comes to Saturdays, I’m lucky if I even remember to put underwear on. So maybe police in the Western Australian suburb of Murdoch have something better to do than ridicule this sad stoner’s attempt at self-organization, which was obtained with a search warrant?
The question, of course, is how one can consult the list and know that it’s time to “get up get ready” when you’re still sleeping off a rowdy Friday night.
No word on whether the author was arrested, though if so, we hope it was at least after they got their hair done.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'