Coloring books aren’t just for kids anymore. Companies are releasing all sorts of coloring books for adults—you can find everything from fractals to Game of Thrones.
But this new book, available on Etsy, might be the most “adult” coloring experience yet.
“SEX IS FUN! COLORING IS FUN! NOW, COLORING SEX IS FUN!!!” reads the inarguable description of the book.
…Sex Position Coloring Book is as hilariously playful as it is anatomically accurate. With 101 ready-to-color outlines of couples in real sex positions, this is the silliest yet most informative sex book a man and a woman and a box of crayons have ever shared.
It’s 128 pages long, and chock full of sex positions whose names are as colorful as anything you can do with crayons.
Behold the “You Stay Classy”:
And do you dare try the “Pork and Beans”?
![Egon Schiele [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/FileSchiele_-_Liebesakt_Studie_-1915.jpg){kind=link}
If you do, in fact, dare, you might have to wait—the books are all sold out. In the meantime, try killing that boner with this adorable anti-terrorism coloring book, complete with rotting corpses and crucifixions.
Update 4:20pm CT, Feb. 8: Rejoice, you perverts! This coloring book isn’t sold out at all, and it isn’t, as we reported, an Etsy one-off—it was published by Amorata Press, an imprint of Ulysses Press. You can buy a copy from Amazon, Barnes and Noble, or wherever else filthy books are sold.
H/T Elite Daily | Photo via Egon Schiele/Wikimedia Commons (PD)
