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Sasha Grey reads the creepiest sexts on the Internet
The ultimate humiliation.
Sasha Grey is retired from the adult film game, but the world is no less filthy for it. Every day, innocent women are bombarded with grotesque, unsolicited sexts from men who seem unaware of the basic rules of human interaction—or unwilling to learn what they might be.
These scumbags can’t take the hint when women rebuff their moronic advances on Tinder and OkCupid, but they may finally find themselves in a state of somber reflection when they see their favorite ex-porn star rolling her eyes at their best negs and come-ons.
If you didn’t already, you’ll be delighted to know that “Creepy Text Theatre” is a recurring feature from Machinima ETC—because there will never be a shortage of dudes eager to discuss their dick with a stranger who will post the whole conversation online.
You know what I’d really like to see? Someone trying these lines in real life.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'