Iowa university police threaten to arrest student for making a Pop-Tart and American cheese sandwich
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Every American state has its culinary abominations. In Hawaii, fried SPAM is considered a delicacy. In Pennsylvania, scrapple is served at breakfast and people expect you to eat it.
Weird stuff indeed. And while you may think the food staple of Iowa is somehow corn-related, according to Iowa State University student Chris Jorgensen, it’s something much more abhorrent.
It’s a toaster pastry and American cheese sandwich.
As Jorgensen noted, it doesn’t even involve real Pop-Tarts.
College students are known to eat the worst things in the face of poor dining hall options and abject hangriness, but that? THAT?
Cursed image— Dani Gehr (@GehrDani) November 10, 2017
Did you actually eat that processed mess— Alex Connor (@thealexconnor) November 10, 2017
You could save some time and just throw it in the toilet.— BuckDigger (@BuckDigger1) November 14, 2017
Mercifully, many Iowans said it wasn’t something they actually eat.
This mans does not speak for us— Daniel Shaw (@dshaw1776) November 13, 2017
Iowa does not claim you..— peden (@Parker_Eden) November 12, 2017
It was enough to attract the attention of the Iowa State campus police, who publicly called for Jorgensen’s arrest.
You’re under arrest https://t.co/ixOFBuN2pQ— IowaStateU Police (@ISUPD) November 13, 2017
As horrific as the concoction looks, it’s actually not that out of the realm of normalcy. If you’ve never had a slice of sharp cheddar cheese melted on top of a slice of apple pie, you are missing what might be the height of perfectly melded flavors: sweet, salty, savory, sugary—it’s all there in every bite. Jorgensen’s bastardization didn’t come quite as close. But it’s still good.
In the end, though, Jorgensen admitted it was mostly just a prank.
“I thought: ‘What could be the grossest thing I could put between two Pop-Tarts?'” Jorgensen told the Des Moines Register. “So I went to the fridge and got a cheese slice.”
Still, he gave it a 7 out of 10.
The one bite that I did take was a solid 7/10. Not much cheese in the bite.— Chris Jorgensen (@cjorgensen79) November 12, 2017
David Covucci is the Layer 8 editor at the Daily Dot, covering the intersection of politics and the web. His work has appeared in Vice, the Huffington Post, Jezebel, Gothamist, and other publications. He is particularly interested in hearing any tips you have. Reach out at [email protected]