Poppable pimples cake is a disgusting masterpiece

For some reason, pimple popping videos have become insanely popular on YouTube in the past few years. Whether it’s medical professionals like Dr. Sandra Lee, or just people popping zits in their own home, it’s a craze that, for some reason, just won’t go away.

Well if you, or one of your gross loved ones, has this obsession, there’s a whole new way for you to enjoy it. You can now purchase a cake with “poppable pimples”.

Posted by The Cakescape, Kuala Lumpur on Tuesday, October 10, 2017

The, um, masterpiece, was created by Cakescape, a Malaysian bakery that, according to their Facebook page, specializes in “beautiful handmade wedding cakes and novelty celebration cakes.” Hopefully, this is an example of the latter and not the former.

Somehow, the bakers have figured out not only how to make somewhat realistic looking zits on a cake, but they’ve designed them to be “poppable,” meaning you can squeeze them and they… well, do what pimples do when you pop them.

Below is a video of the cake in action.

Posted by 走咯 我们吃喝旅行去 on Monday, October 9, 2017

The bakery told Mashable that it’s already sold about 20 of the cakes in the past year and that demand is starting to increase.

Oddly enough this isn’t the first time someone has combined baked goods and pimple popping. A little over a year ago BuzzFeed, which loves turning its employees into test subjects, posted a video of people eating pimple cupcakes.

Bon appétit weirdos.

H/T Mashable

David Britton

David Britton

David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.