There are a lot of people on the Internet deemed worthy of public hate these days, but perhaps no one’s more hilariously deserving than Paula Deen, the butter-betrusted chef who contracted diabetes only a few months before the world learned she was an unrepentant racist.
Deen’s been on the losing end of more recent Internet pranks than the Houston Astros have lost baseball games, but last night’s gag may have taken the lard-filled cake.
The Savannah, Ga., native has tried reinventing herself, firing her agent and her legal team after getting fired herself from a number of high-profile sponsorships. Se’s turned to Twitter in an effort to organically engage with her remaining supporters.
Last night, however, she made a huge mistake.
My favorite potluck dish is ______ RT me your answer!
— Paula Deen (@Paula_Deen) July 11, 2013
Uh, oh. Don’t you know that unreasonably unhealthy racists should never dish out fill in the blank sentences on Twitter? Naturally, the Internet had a field day.
HUMBLE PIE THAT YOU EAT BECAUSE YOURE RACIST AND PEOPLE HATE U 4 YR HATE @Paula_Deen: My favorite potluck dish is ______ RT me your answer!
— tim irl (@timmeehan666) July 11, 2013
Rosa Porkchops RT @Paula_Deen: My favorite potluck dish is ______ RT me your answer!
— Marloncé Knowles (@MarlonMinaj) July 11, 2013
Hummus To Freedom RT @Paula_Deen: My favorite potluck dish is ______ RT me your answer!
— Marloncé Knowles (@MarlonMinaj) July 11, 2013
Cheese and cracker. RT @Paula_Deen My favorite potluck dish is ______ RT me your answer!
— Bearded Stoner (@beardedstoner) July 11, 2013
miracle WHIP potato salad “@Paula_Deen: My favorite potluck dish is ______ RT me your answer!”
— Nelson Jr (@DarkSkinnedGod) July 11, 2013
RT “@_MINAJmyLYRICS: We Shall Over Crumble Cake RT @Paula_Deen: My favorite potluck dish is ______ RT me your answer!”. 😂😂😂😭😭😭
— ♪ Re ♪ (@YungRereBaby) July 11, 2013
Di*k in yoo faceeee RT“@Paula_Deen: My favorite potluck dish is ______ RT me your answer!”
— Jay Minaj™ (@jay_minaj16) July 11, 2013
HANG A NIGGER UP SIDE DOWN CAKE “@Paula_Deen: My favorite potluck dish is ______ RT me your answer!”
— TIMELINE TERRORIST (@THISISCNOTE) July 11, 2013
I Have A Dream Drumsticks? RT @Paula_Deen: My favorite potluck dish is ______ RT me your answer!
— Marloncé Knowles (@MarlonMinaj) July 11, 2013
“@kingshatar: Nigs in a blanket? “@Paula_Deen: My favorite potluck dish is ______ RT me your answer!””noooo, she wasn’t readyyy 😂
— 6/3 (@Poet_ofReal) July 11, 2013
A glazed ham with a Hitler mustache sharpied on. @Paula_Deen: My favorite potluck dish is ______ RT me your answer!
— stefan (@boring_as_heck) July 11, 2013
a Fire the Social Media Intern Who Told You To Do This Casserole RT @Paula_Deen: My favorite potluck dish is ______ RT me your answer!
— Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) July 11, 2013
The show went on forever and ever. Friday morning, she returned to the microblogging service to tell her 1 million fans that “nothing smells better than Hoecakes cooking in the morning.”
Oh jeez, Paula, you just can’t get this right, can you?
Photo via Paula Deen/Facebook
