That’s one way to use kitchenware.
Please take a look at this “decorative wine bottle holder.”
You’re thinking what I’m thinking, right? That, sure, this “wine bottle holder” could hold some merlot and it makes total sense because the chef would be chugging it, but really it just looks like the little man is more interested in sucking some dick instead of some red wine. OK, glad we’re on the same page.
Twitter user @danchovy realized the same thing, but had a more creative plan with the wine bottle holder than just chilling in the kitchen. He wagered that if his tweet got 50 retweets, he’d not only buy the holder but also stick his dick in it and send a picture to the White House (total natural progression thought).
Sure enough, the tweet got 50 retweets, eventually reaching more than 500. So he put the plan into action. He coordinated the pick up with the woman selling the knick knack.
Danchovy upped the suspense. Here he is posing with the chef pre-blow.
Aaaaaaand he held up his part of the deal. Here’s a screenshot of the email to email@example.com with the pic attached. So kind of him to let the White House know that they can ask any questions and to remind them over Twitter too!
It’s unclear whether or not President Obama has seen the photo of danchovy making use of the wine bottle holder. We do feel bad for whatever email manager opened this correspondence up. And wonder if danchovy’s ended up on an FBI list or something.
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