lil gurl wants 2 sell her bro

Here’s a shrewd businesswoman in the making.

This little girl named Rachel knows what she wants, and she has a plan to get it.

Don’t let the adorable little smile and the silly frog hat fool you—Rachel’s going to end up on Forbes’ Top CEOs list one day. And she’s already making business proposals. 

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In the video below, Rachel suggests to her dad that they sell her little brother, Jason, to the pet store. At first, she suggests a price of $1, but she later realizes that she could probably get at least $54 considering the state of the sibling market. And she wants to buy a toy owl with the moolah.

Rachel isn’t totally ready to get rid of her brother. At one point, she suggests that, once they sell him to the pet store, they can re-buy him for $1 when he goes on sale. She’s really thinking carefully about this whole business endeavor. Meanwhile, when Jason hears about the plan, he doesn’t look too worried. He’s like, “k Rachel.”

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You can watch Rachel’s whole plan below. She’s also in talks with another pet store about how much she can get for her dad. 

H/T Pixable | Screenshot via berge95/YouTube

Gabe Bergado

Gabe Bergado

Gabe Bergado is a Daily Dot alumnus who covered dank memes, teens, and the weirdest corners of the Internet. One time, Ted Cruz supporters turned him into a meme—or at least tried to. In 2017, he started reporting for Teen Vogue's entertainment section.

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