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Killer clowns have definitely met their match in the ‘Redneck Ninja’

The showdown we've been waiting for.


Miles Klee

Internet Culture

Posted on Oct 12, 2016   Updated on May 25, 2021, 7:47 pm CDT

Lurking on the fringes of the slow-motion nightmare that is 2016 are those creepy clowns. You know, the kind that never had a circus act and just stand around in mostly-deserted locales late at night to scare the everliving shit out of anyone unfortunate enough to run across them? The clowns.

Well, a southern gentleman and YouTube fixture known as Catfish Cooley has emerged the first line of defense against these ball-nosed bozos. Christening himself the “Redneck Ninja” in his most recent video, Cooley demonstrates the cat-like agility and knife-throwing skills that are sure to send any jumpsuited juggler scurrying back to his comically tiny car.

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Thank you, Redneck Ninja. I’m going to sleep a lot easier tonight.

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*First Published: Oct 12, 2016, 12:48 pm CDT