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For some reason, nobody wants to invest in the world’s first vaginal beer

What gives?

Feb 29, 2020, 9:28 am*

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Nayomi Reghay 

Nayomi Reghay

A crowdfunding campaign out of Warsaw, Poland, wants to bring you beer with a very intimate twist. A group of young dreamers who call themselves “The Order of Yoni” are looking to raise a whopping €150,000, but don’t worry, it’s for a revolutionary cause!

Well, actually… it’s just for beer. A beer exactly like all other beers—except it’s vaginal. Beer made with lactic acid from a woman’s vagina!

Unfortunately, the entrepreneurs behind this Indiegogo campaign aren’t finding much success just yet. As of the writing of this article, the campaign had raised a meager 11 euro. Shocking, considering their tantalizing video.

Maybe the campaign is suffering because some of their copy reads like a Nigerian prince scam email:

“The beer containing a quintessence of femininity. The technology enabling materializing her loveliness, gracefulness and character, giving you the possibility of conversion of a tasty beer into a date with real goddess.”

Sorry, what?

But despite the obstacles, these fellas are seriously trying to make their dream beer a reality. They’ve even selected a specific model to donate her “essence” for the bizarre brewing process. And according to their website, they’re confident she’s the ideal candidate:

“That is a kind of a female whose pheromones will stay with you after the meeting for the following week long.. That kind of a woman whose voice you wait expectantly to hear in your favourite piece of music, whose face you visualize every time you close your eyes. The woman whose silhouette you recognize in the outline of the clouds.”

Okay, wow, of course! We totally get it now. Of course you’d want to drink this woman. Where do we sign?

Photo via Indiegogo

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*First Published: Mar 30, 2016, 12:48 pm