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If video game characters had Tinder, they’d be just like us
Captain Falcon is the worst.
With all the apps nowadays, online dating is the new normal. And it looks like it’s the same for our favorite video game characters.
On the heels of what looks like to be another relationship problem with Mario, Princess Peach turns to Tinder to find a new bae. They might not be able to throw fireballs, but there has to be another guy out there for her, right? Maybe an immortal, or a dude with a huge sword.
The blonde finds out soon enough that guys on the app can be real creeps. Sounds a lot like real life.
For what it’s worth, we would totally play a video game about Peach’s navigation of the dating world.
Screenshot via The Warp Zone
Gabe Bergado is a Daily Dot alumnus who covered dank memes, teens, and the weirdest corners of the Internet. One time, Ted Cruz supporters turned him into a meme—or at least tried to. In 2017, he started reporting for Teen Vogue's entertainment section.