This is how to steal a porta-potty

No sh*t.

 

Miles Klee

Internet Culture

Published Oct 19, 2014   Updated May 30, 2021, 9:21 am CDT

Let’s get real for a second: You may not talk openly about it, but in the back of your mind, for quite a while, you’ve been planning an intricate heist. You’ve worked out every angle, every contingency, every infinitesimal detail. Simply put, it cannot fail.

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Except somebody already beat you to it. All you can do is watch your perfect plan put into action by a master thief, marvel at the subtle genius of it, and wish that you had gotten there first. What can you say? High-end burglary is a competitive business.

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If you still plan on attempting this sort of thing, do be careful not to knock the portable toilet over when making your getaway. I mean, there may be someone in there.

Photo by Elliott Brown/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

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*First Published: Oct 19, 2014, 10:54 am CDT