This 100-year-old granny gave the best local TV interview ever

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This granny is a little NSFW.

Warning: The language in this video and article may not be suitable for work.

“How ya dick hanging?” was probably the last thing this local news reporter expected to hear when he sat down to interview a 100-year-old great grandmother. In the video below, however, he handles the sexually agressive granny with aplomb, in what might be the greatest interview to never make it to the local news.

That opening line was a lot more than a pleasantry. This lady is serious—and single-minded. When asked how she’s feeling about her hundredth birthday, she says she’ll feel better “when I get a good dick.” How is she celebrating? By “getting me a piece of dick.” Somebody give this woman what she wants.

H/T Gawker | Photo via FunnyLocalNews/YouTube

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