Dude edits himself wearing dinosaur onesie into your favorite celebrity photos

Lorenz Valentino is just your friendly neighborhood Insta-famous dinosaur.

Well, he’s actually a tall guy who has achieved a new level of #SquadGoals, posted up with today’s biggest celebrities in seemingly random places thanks to impeccable Photoshop skills. The “Global It-Dino” has mastered the art of cropping himself into pictures with the Kardashians, Gigi Hadid, Justin Bieber, and David Beckham, fooling many along the way. His careful attention to light, shadow, and color is what make his forgeries nearly indistinguishable from genuine photos.

So @kimkardashian , @kourtneykardash , @khloekardashian and some more of my closest friends came together last night to celebrate my 25k followers. Thanks guys. #follow #mywineisvegan #cakewithcandles #dinolicious

A photo posted by Lorenz Valentino (@lorenzvalentino) on

Ohh isn’t that the sweetest thing ever?? Love you @jlo #bff #jlo #beauty #friends #lipstick #goodtimes #lipstickonmirror #dinoisallihave #whosgonnacleanthatup #dinolicious

A photo posted by Lorenz Valentino (@lorenzvalentino) on

Though Valentino is no Barney, he’s certainly a dinosaur that can teach us something: To hang with famous people, you have to make yourself famous. Or you just need to pretend that they’re your friends via social media. Whatever works for you. 

You can see more of Valentino and his “friends” on his Instagram. 

Dahlia Dandashi

Dahlia Dandashi

Dahlia Dandashi is a multimedia content producer. Her work has been published at the Austin American-Statesman and Viceland. An Arab-American raised in Dubai, she is based in Austin, Texas.