This guy is the epitome of Photoshop goals.
Lorenz Valentino is just your friendly neighborhood Insta-famous dinosaur.
Well, he’s actually a tall guy who has achieved a new level of #SquadGoals, posted up with today’s biggest celebrities in seemingly random places thanks to impeccable Photoshop skills. The “Global It-Dino” has mastered the art of cropping himself into pictures with the Kardashians, Gigi Hadid, Justin Bieber, and David Beckham, fooling many along the way. His careful attention to light, shadow, and color is what make his forgeries nearly indistinguishable from genuine photos.
Though Valentino is no Barney, he’s certainly a dinosaur that can teach us something: To hang with famous people, you have to make yourself famous. Or you just need to pretend that they’re your friends via social media. Whatever works for you.
You can see more of Valentino and his “friends” on his Instagram.
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