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Every GOP candidate’s proposed Secret Service code name, illustrated
Cannot unsee.
Of all the silly things that happened at Wednesday night’s GOP debate—and there were quite a few—one particularly silly question stood out: Each candidate was asked to come up with the Secret Service code name they’d want to use if they were ever elected president.
The answers were, well, strange and varied. But every single one called to mind a startlingly vivid image. See for yourself:
1) Mike Huckabee: “Duck Hunter”
2) Scott Walker: “Harley”
3) Chris Christie: “True Heart”
4) Rand Paul: “Justice Never Sleeps”

BatRand illustration by Jason Reed
5) Ted Cruz: “Cohiba”
6) Ben Carson: “One Nation”
7) Jeb Bush: “Ever-Ready”

Gage Skidmore/Flickr (CC BY SA 2.0) | Remix by Jason Reed
8) Marco Rubio: “Gator”
9) Carly Fiorina: “Secretariat”
10) John Kasich “Unit One”
11) Donald Trump: “Humble”
Photo via Sharon Mollerus/Flickr (CC BY SA 2.0)

Miles Klee
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'