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Reportedly, the swan was injured, which explains why it wasn’t moving. (An animal ambulance picked it up, and train service resumed after a two-hour delay.) Yet somehow one gets the feeling that in the Netherlands, swans have a long-standing beef with railway travel.
Why are Dutch swans so committed to disrupting the country’s trains? Are they trying to tell us something? What sort of diabolical knowledge lies behind those beady black little bird eyes?
All I know is, next time I visit the Low Countries, I’m renting a bike.
Photo via chumlee10/Flickr (CC BY-SA 2.0)
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'