These people got some amazing drunk New Year’s texts from their parents

You know it’s going to be a lousy year when your parents are already having more fun than you.

 

Cooper Fleishman

Internet Culture

Published Jan 1, 2014   Updated May 31, 2021, 10:34 pm CDT

You know it’s going to be a lousy year when your parents are already having way more fun than you.

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This text I just got from my dad>> pic.twitter.com/hdtinneDT2

— Austin Martin (@bernbags) January 1, 2014

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first text of 2014 from my dad pic.twitter.com/pZPe1BCDnd

— Morgan (@holyumbrellas) January 1, 2014

Text of the year from my dad #Hestheman #Keepgrinding pic.twitter.com/sxx8dDmyLB

— Ryan Hoppe (@HoppeRadio893) January 1, 2014

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HAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS FUCKING TEXT FROM MY MOM WHITE BITCH pic.twitter.com/n2ZPbJC5u2

— Smiggie Ball droppin (@SmiggieBalls2) January 1, 2014

Dad’s sweet text.. from the basement, lol. pic.twitter.com/RR2fAeWnK0

— Erin Pierce (@wEaRIN_youout) January 1, 2014

First text I get from my mom on the new year😂 pic.twitter.com/nLcqAG4HCT

— Emm (@Emmaly_03) January 1, 2014

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Just got a text from mom it reads, “GUESS WHOSE STILL UP BITCHES!!! THIS GIRL!” Then another the reads, “MAMA ALWAYS.WINS!”

— Jazzy Alexandra (@JazzyAlexandra) January 1, 2014

Too much raving. … and then I get a text from my mom saying she found weed again….

— 75FAB13F (@3pointgod) January 1, 2014

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Text from my mom “I love you shay! Have fun, be half way good, be careful and hav safe sex!!!!” WHYYYY GOD???

— Shannon (@TheReal_ShayZ) January 1, 2014

A text from my dad hours ago is the only hint at where my parents are right now pic.twitter.com/gIVbzTMUoP

— Pat Mruz (@PatrickMruz) January 1, 2014

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Text from Mom: I am at ,08 I am legally drunk after 3 shots & 3 Jell-O shots! #mom

— Molly Rose Pearlman (@MolllyPearl) January 1, 2014

The text I get from my dad pic.twitter.com/J1udmFL8P2

— Jazmin Regalado (@Jazy1215) January 1, 2014

The first text of 2014 I get from my dad pic.twitter.com/zQZ44zwo3k

— Heela (@heelaaaa) January 1, 2014

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This amazing text from my dad about my mom tho pic.twitter.com/0AvBXdLiYn

— Britt Julious (@britticisms) January 1, 2014

Nice drunken text from my dad wishing me happy new year😂🎉👏🍺 pic.twitter.com/tmu8pEMUfU

— Lauren Horseman (@lauren_horseman) January 1, 2014

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New Years text from my grandma 😂👏 pic.twitter.com/Ub3LT53ROv

— Shawn to Houston (@AdmiringShawn) January 1, 2014

Happy New Year! pic.twitter.com/dXoh9AHSka

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) January 1, 2014

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*First Published: Jan 1, 2014, 10:41 am CST