You know it’s going to be a lousy year when your parents are already having more fun than you.
You know it’s going to be a lousy year when your parents are already having way more fun than you.
This text I just got from my dad>> pic.twitter.com/hdtinneDT2
— Austin Martin (@bernbags) January 1, 2014
first text of 2014 from my dad pic.twitter.com/pZPe1BCDnd
— Morgan (@holyumbrellas) January 1, 2014
— Ryan Hoppe (@HoppeRadio893) January 1, 2014
HAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS FUCKING TEXT FROM MY MOM WHITE BITCH pic.twitter.com/n2ZPbJC5u2
— Smiggie Ball droppin (@SmiggieBalls2) January 1, 2014
Dad’s sweet text.. from the basement, lol. pic.twitter.com/RR2fAeWnK0
— Erin Pierce (@wEaRIN_youout) January 1, 2014
First text I get from my mom on the new year😂 pic.twitter.com/nLcqAG4HCT
— Emm (@Emmaly_03) January 1, 2014
Just got a text from mom it reads, “GUESS WHOSE STILL UP BITCHES!!! THIS GIRL!” Then another the reads, “MAMA ALWAYS.WINS!”
— Jazzy Alexandra (@JazzyAlexandra) January 1, 2014
Too much raving. … and then I get a text from my mom saying she found weed again….
— 75FAB13F (@3pointgod) January 1, 2014
Text from my mom “I love you shay! Have fun, be half way good, be careful and hav safe sex!!!!” WHYYYY GOD???
— Shannon (@TheReal_ShayZ) January 1, 2014
A text from my dad hours ago is the only hint at where my parents are right now pic.twitter.com/gIVbzTMUoP
— Pat Mruz (@PatrickMruz) January 1, 2014
Text from Mom: I am at ,08 I am legally drunk after 3 shots & 3 Jell-O shots! #mom
— Molly Rose Pearlman (@MolllyPearl) January 1, 2014
The text I get from my dad pic.twitter.com/J1udmFL8P2
— Jazmin Regalado (@Jazy1215) January 1, 2014
The first text of 2014 I get from my dad pic.twitter.com/zQZ44zwo3k
— Heela (@heelaaaa) January 1, 2014
This amazing text from my dad about my mom tho pic.twitter.com/0AvBXdLiYn
— Britt Julious (@britticisms) January 1, 2014
Nice drunken text from my dad wishing me happy new year😂🎉👏🍺 pic.twitter.com/tmu8pEMUfU
— Lauren Horseman (@lauren_horseman) January 1, 2014
New Years text from my grandma 😂👏 pic.twitter.com/Ub3LT53ROv
— Shawn to Houston (@AdmiringShawn) January 1, 2014
Happy New Year! pic.twitter.com/dXoh9AHSka
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) January 1, 2014
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