Donald Trump is more than a man: He’s an idea, a symbol of American power and ingenuity. He is also butter.
Wildwood, Missouri, resident Jan Castellano found the GOP presidential frontrunner lurking in her refrigerator in the form of Earth Origins Organic Spread butter, a local news affiliate reported. With his signature pursed lips—probably ripping into U.S. immigration policy or an incompetent celebrity apprentice—Trump’s butterface appears strong and steadfast, unwavering in his devotion to Make America Great Again, one slice of toast at a time.
I, for one, salute Butter Trump, our new Commander in Grease.