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Dog caught eating paper decides killing witness is the only way out

It's me or you, buddy.


Josh Katzowitz

Internet Culture

Posted on Sep 17, 2015   Updated on May 27, 2021, 11:11 pm CDT

This dog knows it’s being bad. It knows it’s not supposed to eat the paper near its master’s desk. And it knows that it’ll get in trouble if it’s caught eating the paper it’s not supposed to eat.

But this dog doesn’t care about any of that. Because if you catch the dog eating the paper and you happen to have a recording device in your hands, the dog turns into a stone-cold killer.

It’s as if this dog thinks to itself, “No witnesses! Let’s kill everything and everybody! Then, maybe I can eat something other than this dry paper.”

To be fair, the dog’s owners appear to have placed a dog bed right underneath the desk, so perhaps we should forgive the canine for having so little self-control. (If, for instance, somebody hung a bunch of bacon above my pillow, my life expectancy would almost immediately be reduced by decades.)

And let’s be honest. You have to look after yourself, even if you’re a dog. Because if it’s not a human taping you in the act of being a bad dog, it’s a fellow dog who’s more than ready to turn you in to the authorities.

H/T Mashable | Screengrab via Chest-Bump/Vine

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*First Published: Sep 17, 2015, 10:30 pm CDT