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There’s no shame in owning a giant dildo or lube, but that doesn’t mean it won’t embarrass your son at the airport.

Ted Andressen decided it would be a good idea to have a little fun with his son, but he didn’t have a predictable father-son prank planned. Instead, he hid a 12-inch dildo in his son’s carry-on luggage so security would find it at the airport. He even made sure the incident was filmed so the memories would last forever.

When you plant a 12 inch dildo and lube in your sons carry on. Priceless

Posted by Ted Andressen on Thursday, February 8, 2018

The sex toy was sealed in a clear bag along with some lube, so the liquid forced a secondary bag screening. The moment the woman working security pulls it out of the bag, the son says, “What the hell is…” then he turns away, covering his face in embarrassment as the two men behind him explode in laughter.

son embarrassed at airport Ted Andressen/Facebook

“Look at you!” says the security officer. “You didn’t know what was in your bag!”

“Pull it out please!” beg the men filming, but she decides not to comply with that particular request and instead puts his carry-on in a tray.

 

It’s not clear whether the father was the one filming or if he had an accomplice, but he was the one who posted the video to Facebook, where it’s already been viewed 23 million times.

Usually it’s not a good idea to mess with TSA agents. Their jobs are hard enough without having to deal with any unnecessary shenanigans. But in this case the woman seems almost as amused as the victim’s friends.

“Well you have to admit, it was priceless,” she says at the end of the video.

David Britton

David Britton

David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.

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