Mississippi man claims to see the devil in his driveway

“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”

That’s the warning Kevin Spacey gave us in The Usual Suspectsbut did we listen? Oh, no—much like Keyser Söze, the devil is always right under our noses, and we never suspect.

But one man won’t be fooled. That man is Jimmy McNeely of Gulfport, Mississippi. The devil, who has a jam-packed schedule of sowing grief and mayhem around the world, took some time off in Mississippi to make a surprise appearance in McNeely’s driveway.  

McNeely said he noticed the image after his sister and some of her friends placed a cross near his front door. He was happy to point out the demonic formation of gravel to a reporter from the Sun Herald while his dog barked in the background.  

Screengrab via SunHerald/YouTube

Is it true that dogs can sense evil? Or maybe the canine has been possessed, just like the unfortunate driveway? Perhaps if McNeely’s sister had put a bit more effort into making that cross, this whole situation could have been avoided.

That thing couldn’t ward off a low-level vampire, much less the Master of all Lies.

H/T Sun Herald | Screengrab via Sun Herald/YouTube

David Britton

David Britton

David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.