Daily Fluff: Breaking: Cat stages sit-in in doghouse

BREAKING: Cat Stages Sit-In in Doghouse

Dog will not meet for peace talks regarding sunlight dispute.

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The long-simmering conflict between the cat and the dog has finally boiled over. Late last night, the cat reportedly seized control of the doghouse, and is refusing to leave.

“This has been simmering for months,” said Fluffington Post political analyst Terrell Astor. “So, it’s not totally unexpected. The cat has been threatening an action like this for the past week, and the dog has refused to meet for peace talks.”

The conflict is mainly about a dispute over access to the prime sun spot in the living room. 

Via sissinovaes.

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