Dog will not meet for peace talks regarding sunlight dispute.
“This has been simmering for months,” said Fluffington Post political analyst Terrell Astor. “So, it’s not totally unexpected. The cat has been threatening an action like this for the past week, and the dog has refused to meet for peace talks.”
The conflict is mainly about a dispute over access to the prime sun spot in the living room.
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