- ‘Penis fish’ memes erupt after worms wash up on California coast Friday 5:58 PM
- Why Britons are tweeting ‘Little England’ in wake of the U.K. election Friday 3:22 PM
- Net neutrality advocates ask for rehearing on federal court decision Friday 2:29 PM
- Americans are sharing their #PrivateHealthLIFEhacks to help Brits Friday 2:28 PM
- Warren, Sanders, Yang pledge to skip next week’s debate over union dispute Friday 2:12 PM
- How to watch tonight’s Nets vs. Raptors matchup on NBA TV Friday 2:00 PM
- Alt-right comedian Owen Benjamin banned from Instagram over anti-Semitic memes Friday 1:55 PM
- TikTok teens are procrastinating with #FinalsWeek Friday 1:46 PM
- ‘The Mandalorian’ takes on a prison break in episode 6 Friday 1:30 PM
- Nick Cannon vs. Eminem battle expected to escalate after ‘off-limits’ daughter diss Friday 12:50 PM
- Laura Loomer vehemently denies being author of new Laura Loomer-themed action novel Friday 12:30 PM
- PewDiePie’s poop-inspired game gets banned by Apple Friday 11:29 AM
- ‘Game of Thrones’ showrunners to adapt ‘Lovecraft’ graphic novel to screen Friday 11:00 AM
- The 50 memes that defined the decade Friday 10:45 AM
- Venmo users are getting harassed with fraudulent payment requests Friday 10:38 AM
CNBC host says some pretty stupid things about Ireland
What century does Joe Kernen think this is?
What a relief to see that CNN and Fox News aren’t the only cable networks bringing down the level of discourse. Today’s gob-smacking idiocy comes from good ol’ CNBC, where knowing the first thing about the global economy is not a prerequisite for appearing on camera.
Squawk Box, the most accurately named morning show of all time, invited IDA Ireland CEO Martin Shanahan into the studio to discuss his country’s uncertain status as an international tax haven. But co-anchor Joe Kernen got hung up on some niggling details, namely Ireland’s use of the Euro, its independence from the U.K., and its geographical location. After grilling Shanahan on these subjects—and just what the hell Scotland is—he admits it’s all “too confusing.”
The face-meltingly dumb portion of the interview begins at the 7-minute mark of the video below. Please note co-host Rebecca Quick gently reminding Kernen of the E.U.’s existence.
Props to Shanahan for holding the Irish smirk at 50-percent power when asked why his nation trades in a currency that it’s used for the past 15 years. Any more of a smirk and this could have been a diplomatic incident.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'