Hollywood stars without eyebrows are creepy as hell

The Oscars give us a slanted view of Hollywood as a gilded fairyland of beauty. Here's a blog dedicated to making stars look like aliens. Enjoy your nightmares.

 

Cooper Fleishman

Internet Culture

Published Feb 25, 2013   Updated Jun 1, 2021, 11:35 pm CDT

The Oscars give us a slanted view of Hollywood as a gilded fairyland of beauty.

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Here’s a pretty silly Blogspot blog that proves what regular mortals have always suspected about celebrities: Famous folks are really Yeerks in disguise. They’re humanoid aliens attempting to infiltrate our species and sell more newsstand copies of In Touch and OK.

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It’s very sinister, but thanks to the magic of Photoshop, we can expose these creatures for who—what—they really are.

Like Fred Astaire:

Bruce Campbell:

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Heath Ledger:

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Katharine Hepburn:

Gary Oldman:

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Gregory Peck:

And why not some musicians? LeAnn Rimes looks reptilian without fur patches on her face.

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Without eyebrows, Donald Faison looks like a thumb.

Without eyebrows, Faison’s best friend, Zach Braff, is a rejected Madame Tussaud’s wax figure that got burned and looted for parts.

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Without eyebrows, Bill Clinton is still Bill Clinton. Because he’s a real American, and 45 million voters can’t be wrong. Twice. 

Enjoy your nightmares, Internet.

Photos via celebswithouteyebrows.blogspot.com

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*First Published: Feb 25, 2013, 7:28 pm CST