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Burger King employee steals a s**tload of chicken nuggets on his last day
He’s going to need a lot of dipping sauces.
You’ve all heard of the phrase “just desserts,” right? Well, one former Burger King employee got his just nuggets after finally leaving his job at the fast food chain.
While that definitely looks like a shit-ton of frozen chicken, I’m skeptical that this haul comprises “all of” a Burger King location’s nuggets. Perhaps there were more in the trunk of his car. Or maybe this franchise is experiencing a nugget drought—making the couple of bags that @johnalexcorrea took all the more precious.
But really, who needs to work for Burger King when you can be the Chicken Nugget Despot?
Photo via eepersmedia/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)
Gabe Bergado is a Daily Dot alumnus who covered dank memes, teens, and the weirdest corners of the Internet. One time, Ted Cruz supporters turned him into a meme—or at least tried to. In 2017, he started reporting for Teen Vogue's entertainment section.