‘Bounce House’ is a dead-serious rap anthem about bounce houses

Brace yourself for this summer's soundtrack.

 

Miles Klee

Internet Culture

Published Apr 30, 2014   Updated May 31, 2021, 9:40 am CDT

Enjoy this slice of gimmicky white-dude hip-hop while it’s fresh, because soon it’ll be an unavoidable fact of life. Junior Barsity’s “Bounce House,” aside from its titular subject, covers topics ranging from Grey Poupon and baby shoes to health insurance and Settlers of Catan—everything, one might argue, that has no place in a rap video. 

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Also, it’s catchy as hell.

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Honestly, can you imagine any facet of your life that wouldn’t be improved by access to a giant, inflatable, weird-smelling tent? Don’t even try, you’ll hurt yourself. (Just like you won’t in a bounce house.)

H/T Hypervocal | Photo via strengthofawalrus/YouTube

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*First Published: Apr 30, 2014, 4:04 pm CDT