Be glad you’re not this kid whose baby brother puked in his mouth

He has no idea what's coming.


Jam Kotenko

Internet Culture

Published Apr 23, 2015   Updated May 29, 2021, 12:14 am CDT

Babies are the best. They’re very cute and a great resource for that addictive “new baby smell.” However, when playing with a cuddly child, said infant can—at any moment—transform into a poop-pee-and-throw-up machine. And you might become an unwitting target.

In a 10-second video, older brother Logan learns this lesson out the hard and utterly hilarious way when his younger sibling gave him a big surprise, in the form of a massive volume of vomit that landed in his open mouth.

Some commenters have called the video—uploaded yesterday by YouTube user Josh Fairbanks, and currently standing at 30,000 views—a spirited fake. (The camera does seem intently focused on him, and there’s the anticipatory blinking before the deluge, and that’s a lot of vomit for one tiny baby.) But in any case, Logan’s last words make the clip worthwhile.

And if you want some indisputably authentic videos of similar incidents, well, YouTube more than delivers:

Makes you pretty thankful for birth control, doesn’t it. Screengrab via Josh Fairbanks/YouTube

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*First Published: Apr 23, 2015, 12:10 pm CDT