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Transform your toilet into a cleansing spa with this $50 bidet attachment

TP hoarding (and professional installation) not required.

May 15, 2020, 1:00 pm

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Lauren Forgione 

Lauren Forgione

We all know how hard it is to keep stocked up on TP at home right now. At once comical and horrifying, the reality of running out is … not ideal. But instead of succumbing to clever toilet paper price gouging or resorting to fisticuffs, just go Euro and get a bidet, especially because you don’t actually need to deal with getting the real thing. Instead, install this bidet attachment to the toilet you already know and love. 

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The SlimGlow bidet attachment from BioBidet boasts all the features you’d expect from such a thing plus a few you may not have realized that you needed or wanted. For starters, the SlimGlow, well, glows. It’s got a soothing, battery-powered blue night light plus LED indicators that help you see what’s what should you need to take a trip in the middle of the night and don’t want to assault your eyes with the overhead light. 

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If you like battery power, you’ll be happy to know that no other power is required for it: the bidet works via the water pressure from your existing pipes, without the use of any wires or electricity. And that pressure is adjustable via the comfort-grip pressure-control knob and dual nozzle cleansing options. Rather not have to think about it? The universal posterior wash delivers a robust spray to anyone, regardless of gender. 

Setting up the SlimGlow is pretty easy, too. You won’t need a plumber, which is great because you probably shouldn’t be letting extra people into your house right now anyway. The DIY install design means you simply place the attachment and connect directly to your freshwater supply with the provided brass adapter and braided metal hose. Need a visual? No worries: There’s a video for that

The slim and stylish build of this bidet attachment is 50% thinner and 100% more durable than competing products, making it both less obtrusive in your space and in your wallet. And with all the money (and hassle) you’ll save on hoarding TP, the thing practically pays for itself almost immediately.

This well-reviewed life-changing gizmo can be your new best friend in just a few clicks. SlimGlow: The World’s First Bidet Attachment Featuring a Night Light is on sale now for $49.99, saving you 36% on the retail price.

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*First Published: May 15, 2020, 1:00 pm