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Giant bear poops angrily after being ousted from under porch

Are you shittin' me?


Gabe Bergado

Internet Culture

Posted on Sep 25, 2015   Updated on May 27, 2021, 10:10 pm CDT

Mother Nature comes at you when you least expect it. Like when there’s a giant bear straight chilling under your porch.

In a video from Vance Hopkins, we can see the majestic beast relaxing in the dirt and pinecones until it lurches toward Hopkins. After a firm dismissal from Hopkins the bear finally feels unwelcome and takes off, but not without leaving a shitty present for the lack of hospitality.

Also take note of the video’s hilariously accurate title: “BIG ASS BROWN BEAR UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL……..” Any relation to the bear cub that just wouldn’t leave the pizza joint? 

H/T Viral Viral Videos | Screenshot via Vance Hopkins/YouTube

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*First Published: Sep 25, 2015, 11:54 am CDT