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He busted his plugga.
Case in point: These Aussie lads who foiled a car robbery while running around drunk—and, in the process, breaking at least one thong.
The raw footage is obviously a delight, but it pales in comparison to the interview the boys later gave on the Australian morning show Today. They’re such amazing stereotypes of themselves that even the hosts can’t keep their shit together. Gold star if you can translate any of this:
I don’t know whose shrimp I have to throw on the barbie to get an invite to one of these “stubbies and singlets” parties, but color me interested.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'