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No, the Apple Watch will not survive in a blender

The next best thing to setting money on fire.

 

Jené Gutierrez

Internet Culture

Published Apr 29, 2015   Updated May 28, 2021, 11:05 pm CDT

What’s that? You just got a new Apple Watch? And the first thing you’re gonna do with it is throw it in a top-of-the-line blender? Well, add some fanboy tears and you’ve got the makings of a mean cocktail.

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For eight glorious years, blender company Blendtec has been testing the limits of their product by attempting to blend all kinds of things: a crowbar, hockey pucks, magnets, a skeleton, a vuvuzela, the Twilight series, a car, and a writer’s strike.  Most recently for their Will it Blend? series, Blendtec has put the latest Apple gadget, the Apple Watch, to the blending test.

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After watching Tom Dickson, the expert on All Things Blendable, pulverize the components of the Apple Watch into a likely very toxic black dust, you can’t help but wonder: is this what Mark Zuckerberg snorts in order to get pumped to sell our data to corporations? It would explain a lot.

Photo via Blendtec/YouTube

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*First Published: Apr 29, 2015, 7:11 pm CDT