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People are already selling replicas of Mark Zuckerberg’s birthday shirt

It’s only been one day.

On by Tricia Crimmins

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Do people actually think Mark Zuckerberg isn’t human?

The awkward tech billionaire has been accused of being everything from an alien to a lizard.

On by Mikael Thalen

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Meme History: Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

Shrek has staying power because there’s so much to unpack.

On by Kyle Calise

Awkward Zuckerberg memes at UFC ringside go viral

Zuckerberg’s extremely relatable, awkward appearance in corner of UFC fighter gets memed

People saw themselves in it.

On by Marlon Ettinger

Meta warns investors that Mark Zuckerberg's 'high-risk activities' could lead to his death

Meta warns investors Mark Zuckerberg could accidentally kill himself—notes ‘high-risk’ hobbies could have ‘adverse impact’ on the company

Meta notes its CEO’s martial arts habit may cause him serious harm.

On by Katherine Huggins

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Zuckerberg’s cattle ranch announcement earns ‘apex man’ praise, secret UN plot accusations

‘The elites will eat quality meat amongst themselves but push vegan or bug diets on the common folk.’

On by Mikael Thalen

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Passionfruit newsletter: Musk and Zuckerberg pull a page from Putin’s playbook

When in doubt, fight it out—shirtless.

On by Grace Stanley

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Mark Zuckerberg says Elon Musk ‘isn’t serious’ about arranging a cage fight

In response, Elon Musk posted screencaps from a text exchange between himself and Zuckerberg.

On by Gavia Baker-Whitelaw

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‘Trying to find a way out’: Musk claims he now can’t schedule Zuckerberg fight because he ‘may require surgery’

‘I’m getting an MRI of my neck & upper back tomorrow.’

On by Mikael Thalen

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Filed taxes with H&R Block? It told Meta how much money you make

The data shared with Meta included full names, phone numbers, approximate income, and more.

On by Katherine Huggins

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‘Musk is actually cooked’: Zuckerberg’s ‘ripped’ shirtless training pic has Elon fanboys worried

Zuckerberg has been training with UFC stars Israel Adesanya and Alex Volkanvski.

On by Mikael Thalen

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Elon Musk mocked fired Twitter employees as ‘geniuses’—he now wants to sue, claiming they helped start Threads

Maybe he shouldn’t have fired all of them.

On by David Covucci

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‘Collection page longer than a CVS receipt’: Threads launch is here to remind you Meta still controls all your data

“Data collection page for Threads is longer than a CVS receipt.”

On by Katherine Huggins

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Everything Meta’s new app Threads is missing on day one

Threads is no Facebook, but it’s also no Twitter.

On by Steven Asarch

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Choose your fighter: Internet divided over who would win a Musk-Zuckerberg cage fight

‘There’s like an 80% chance that Zuckerberg is going to give Musk a traumatic brain injury.’

On by Mikael Thalen

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