Posted on Feb 4, 2015 Updated on May 29, 2021, 3:02 pm CDT
If you thought you could get through this day without seeing the venerated host of Jeopardy! theatrically recite some asinine lyrics from a 1987 hair metal classic, well, you were wrong.
Below, please find several seconds of undeniable evidence that Alex Trebek should start a Mötley Crue cover band with Pat Sajak, Bob Barker, and Chuck Woolery—like, yesterday.
What’s truly mind-boggling, though, is that knowing which band sang this was worth $2,000.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'
