This is what happens when you give 4chan a toast engraver

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From an artistic standpoint, it’s pretty impressive.

Warning: This post contains material that may be NSFW.

Give a Reddit user a laser engraver and he’ll transform pieces of wood into beautiful illustrations of memes like Overly Attached Girlfriend and actor Aziz Ansari. Give one of these machines to a dude from 4chan’s /b/, the Internet’s worst nightmare come to life, and he’ll make toast art of Jesus Christ, Adolf Hitler, and, of course, the F-word.

From an artistic standpoint, they look pretty great. 

It’s unclear what machine was used to make the engravings; one Reddit user suggested an Epilog machine.

One of the engravings features Breadfriend, a three-year-old image-macro series featuring a picture of a slice of bread with the face of anime character Masaki making a sexy startled face.

“I can’t wait until laser toasters are commercially viable and then I can have custom toast every morning,” orthag commented on Reddit. 



H/T Reddit

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