Man’s unrealistic tweet inspires ‘2 minute nut’ meme

Ah, the subtle art of lovemaking. The subject has been written about extensively over the decades and centuries, from the Kama Sutra—which is believed to have been composed sometime between 400 BCE and 200 CE by the ancient Indian philosopher Vātsyāyana—to the extensive modern works of German-born sex therapist “Dr. Ruth” Westheimer.

There are many schools of thought when it comes to the act of sex, but perhaps nothing is quite like this (now-deleted) tweet by @aintulefteye this week, which details an ostensibly standard (for him, anyway) intimacy session.

2 minute nut Twitter

Now that’s a lot to take in, pun absolutely intended, but it’s the last part that got the most attention: two minutes of nuts flying everywhere. Like, is this even physically possible for human being to achieve that? Would a person even want to achieve that? That seems like it can’t be healthy for the human body—and that includes all and any parties involved.

So it’s not at all surprising that the tweet went viral as people wondered just what a “2 minute nut” would entail.

For the record, “longest male ejaculation” does not turn up the type of scientific Google search results one might hope for, so as The Leftovers taught us, maybe it’s best to “let the mystery be.”

H/T Know Your Meme

Stacey Ritzen

Stacey Ritzen

Stacey Ritzen is a reporter and editor based in West Philadelphia with over 10 years' experience covering pop culture, web culture, entertainment, and news. You can follow her on Twitter @staceyritzen.