We’ve been hit by a ‘polar vortex,’ but no one knows what it is

Since 9:30am, “polar vortex” has been tweeted more than 4,800 times. But what is it?

 

Fernando Alfonso III

Internet Culture

Published Jan 6, 2014   Updated May 31, 2021, 10:12 pm CDT

A polar vortex isn’t a special move Mortal Kombat’s Sub-Zero does when you press down+right+B on the controller. It’s a large wintery cyclone that made a rare appearance over the midwest Monday, dropping degrees far lower than usual time-for-a-Netflix-marathon levels.

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Temperatures plunged to negative 23 degrees Fahrenheit around Minneapolis and minus 12 in Chicago. Hundreds of schools and government offices closed for the day. 

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Since 9:30am Monday morning, “polar vortex” has been tweeted more than 4,800 times, mostly by people who don’t know what the heck it is. 

Some of the best guesses people have made so far:

Polar Vortex is the worst pro wrestling name I’ve ever heard.

— Lee Mays (@OriginalLeeMays) January 6, 2014

#PolarVortex the official reason @DamonLindeIof quit twitter pic.twitter.com/gypaDkLew7

— Dan Milano (@DailyDanMilano) January 6, 2014

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It could be worse. Instead of a polar vortex, we could be experiencing a polar sharkvortex.

— Bill Kempin (@BillKempin) January 6, 2014

BREAKING: X-Men battle Polar Vortex.

— Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein) January 6, 2014

Random thought: #PolarVortex https://t.co/hBZSyB7yyG

— Calvin (@GorillaProducer) January 6, 2014

I was going to try to make a joke about a “polar vertex” but then I remembered that I barely passed high school geometry

— Michael Roston (@michaelroston) January 6, 2014

Polar Vortex drinking game: every time you see a TV reporter hold up a thermometer outdoors. (Can be played with Hot Chocolate too.)

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) January 6, 2014

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Every time somebody says “polar vortex:” pic.twitter.com/wcdBET0emn

— Alex Fitzpatrick (@AlexJamesFitz) January 6, 2014

The actual roads may not be THAT bad…but it doesn’t mean driving conditions aren’t hazardous. #PolarVortex pic.twitter.com/EKjiscgtKe

— David Skidmore (@sycamoreskid) January 6, 2014

What’s the best filter for a polar vortex

— Michael Roston (@michaelroston) January 6, 2014

While polar vortexes (vortices?) are typically “found around either the north or south poles,” the U.S. has seen several this winter season.

Jason Samenow, the chief meteorologist for the Washington Post’s Capital Weather Gang blog, said “the polar vortex will bring some of the lowest temperatures in decades. … About 115 million people were under a wind chill warning, watch or advisory Sunday.”

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*First Published: Jan 6, 2014, 2:26 pm CST