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‘Would’: JD Vance’s biggest fans can’t stop gushing about how hot he looks

It’s getting weird.

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Tonight, Sen. JD Vance (R-Ohio) took on Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz (D) in the only scheduled vice presidential debate. The two discussed the border, the economy, and other serious issues facing the nation.

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MAGA world only had eyes for one subject: Vance.

They’re into his vibe. Really into it.

Minutes into the debate, far-right provocateur Jack Posobiec expressed his appreciation for the junior senator from Ohio, writing on Telegram, “No homo but JD Vance is so telegenic it’s insane.”

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Many used homophobic language to express their appreciation of Vance.

Another X user whose bio describes himself as an “alpha male” had similar thoughts about the Hillbilly Elegy author.

“No homo but JD Vance has beautiful eyes,” he gushed.

Commenters showered Vance with similar praise.

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“Dreamy. He and President T will be the best looking 1-2 combo in the history of the world!” wrote @MittenMale.

“I’m NOT gay…but would,” wrote one.

Another said, “Nothing gay about admitting this.”

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Antifa obsessive Andy Ngo chimed in, “J.D. Vance is handsome. Those eyes.” This prompted another to comment, “no homo…wait.” (Ngo is a gay man.)

Rather than comment on the substance of the debate, many chose to focus on Vance’s appearance.

Commenters opined that Vance looks like he is from “central casting,” that he “aint bad to look at,” and, in perhaps the thirstiest post of all, “Undecideds all Over America are expelling copious amounts of vaginal fluids.”

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It’s unclear how much the vice presidential debate will affect the outcome of the election. But it certainly has many MAGA hot and bothered for Vance.


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