Phil West

Phil West is a veteran professional writer and editor, and the author of two books on soccer, ‘The United States of Soccer,’ and ‘I Believe That We Will Win,’ both from The Overlook Press. His work has appeared most recently in The Striker, where he serves as managing editor, MLSSoccer.com, Next City, and Texas Highways. Based in Austin, he is also a lecturer in the Writing Program at the University of Texas at San Antonio.

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HEB PRODUCTS IN CART; Entrance of the HEB Supermarket store

‘I’m about to move out of Texas and I’m most upset about no H-E-B’: Californian shows ‘most Texas’ grocery products she had to buy before moving

‘Those banana bread pecans do something to me.’

On Jun 10, 2023 by Phil West

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‘I’m about to move out of Texas and I’m most upset about no H-E-B’: Californian shows ‘most Texas’ grocery products she had to buy before moving

‘Jesus would be nice’: Server blasts ‘rude’ church group that complains about coffees, waters, and for ‘always needing something’

‘How was the Amazon driver supposed to know it was chocolate?’: Customer’s order of Reese’s minis is entirely liquid after sitting outside for 3 hours

‘I do this and pretend it’s not leaking’: Starbucks barista blends 4 Venti Frappuccinos at once. It backfires

‘Literally me when I worked at Roadhouse… I wanted the wait to go down so I can leave’: Viewers defend ‘passive-aggressive’ hosts who try to get customers to leave

‘How much you make in a day ultimately comes down to who got sat in your section’: Texas Roadhouse server gets tipped 12 cents. Their co-worker received a $100 tip

‘Literally’: Holiday Inn worker calls out ‘needy’ guests who come to front desk to ask for things

‘He literally asked me for a dog menu’: Server slams customer for feeding dog jalapeños

‘Thank you for showing me where to buy them instead of Amazon’: Woman says she buys $10 bags of Life Savers from Costco and resells them for $30 a bag on Amazon. It backfires

‘Y’all are the problem’: Viewers defend server who confronts customers for bringing outside beverages into the restaurant

‘She just made you disconnect the leasing company car tracker’: Mechanic removes car tracker after customer claims ex is following her. Viewers are suspicious

‘This is why people steal from Walmart’: Walmart customer catches security guard jumping rope outside building

‘I hear nothing wrong coming from her. Hope she gets better employes’: Dunkin’ manager yells at workers for leaving eggs out, drinking drinks for free. Viewers are on the manager’s side

‘They stand around watching self-checkout’: Walmart worker mocks managers who ‘just watch’ as cashiers ‘fight for their lives’

‘My sub WAS EIGHTEEN DOLLARS’: Customer says she ‘obliterates’ no tip option at Subway