Al Trautwig, the veteran sports announcer whose cameo in the hit Disney bobsledding film Cool Runnings (1993) is likely the most impressive achievement to any millennial reading this, is having a very bad Olympics.
How's your life going compared to mine? https://t.co/dJi8aAsbDu
— Al Trautwig (@AlTrautwig) August 7, 2016
To be fair, Trautwig—whose name, let’s be honest, sounds more like a Pokémon than a person—struggles even with his routine job of NHL and NBA analysis, like when he actually called up the elderly parents of a troll who called him a “moron” on Twitter after taking the time to track down their phone number. But something as big as the Olympics provides a lot more exposure, room for cringeworthy mistakes, and, well, engagement.
Enjoy what is called table tennis. https://t.co/adNfaBbbGz
— Al Trautwig (@AlTrautwig) August 7, 2016
Perhaps it’s the pressure of being a semi-known, verified TV personality on Twitter with 20K followers that prompts Trautwig to lash out at virtually anyone who takes the time to impugn his work. In any case, this behavior culminated on Sunday night when he absurdly refused to characterize U.S. gymnast Simone Biles’ adoptive parents (her maternal grandfather and his wife) as, you know, her parents. Viewers were less than happy.
So @AlTrautwig deleted his horribly rude & insulting comment but guess what, screenshot. @NBCOlympics #simonebiles pic.twitter.com/m6EtwJi1Ln
— Jennifer Juniper 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️🍊 #ProtectTransKids (@jentalleydesign) August 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/jessicarpaolini/status/762493033879252992
700 people want Trout in a Wig fired.. do you? https://t.co/iIKRSrl2WD
— Casey Magnesium (@caseymagnesium) August 8, 2016
That deletion proves Trautwig has at least some sense of self-preservation, but the rest of his timeline over the past week is an incredible journey from the cheerful arrival in Rio to sparring with any and every Olympics viewer with an off-the-cuff remark about his talents or demeanor.
Right now!!! pic.twitter.com/n2iDhyhlJ9
— Al Trautwig (@AlTrautwig) August 3, 2016
I am on a line at least a half mile long to Opening Ceremony. FUBAT. pic.twitter.com/aapcoeW0E6
— Al Trautwig (@AlTrautwig) August 5, 2016
Geez Rebecca get over yourself. We were talking team finals. https://t.co/xy6mDfWKI6
— Al Trautwig (@AlTrautwig) August 7, 2016
Then you should be done by now.
— Al Trautwig (@AlTrautwig) August 7, 2016
https://t.co/2BrY34EqKZ
Eeyore? I don't talk over the routines. Have another drink with grandma. https://t.co/MISQUQ2GAI
— Al Trautwig (@AlTrautwig) August 7, 2016
Ok because the life am seeing really sees no end game of intelligence. https://t.co/u2eMHqMlZL
— Al Trautwig (@AlTrautwig) August 7, 2016
Hot damn, this is a man who 1) writes “FUBAT” instead of “FUBAR” and 2) has no problem telling his critics they should be dead. What will he do next? Because the burns are coming faster than he can possibly reply.
The greatest Olympic mystery: How can Al Trautwig still know so little about gymnastics after covering it for 16 years?
— Courtney Skaer Mueller (@CourtneyDMuell) August 8, 2016
I'd rather hear John Tesh make creepy comments while playing his music than @AlTrautwig on commentary. #Rio2016 #littlegirlsdancingforgold
— Joy 🏳️⚧️ (@TheySaidDestroy) August 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/jennonthego/status/762485496454918144
https://twitter.com/oyasiwel/status/762524528287309824
God Al Trautwig is such a piece of shit
— Molly (@MollyRitaShuff) August 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/lauraelizaa_/status/762606217390940161
https://twitter.com/Teffind/status/762610423694815232
Savage. Still, it’ll all blow over soon enough, and then Al can get back to figuring out how to upload the photos he’s talking about in his tweets.
Olympic history quiz. Who is that On the right in that picture?
— Al Trautwig (@AlTrautwig) August 4, 2016
Keep reaching for that gold.
Update Aug. 9, 10:59am CT: Under fire for his comments about Biles’ parents, Trautwig issued an apology. Per the Wall Street Journal:
“I regret that I wasn’t more clear in my wording on the air,” he said in the statement. “I compounded the error on Twitter, which I quickly corrected. To set the record straight, Ron and Nellie are Simone’s parents.”
Good. Now that that’s cleared up, he can get back to his regularly scheduled beefs.