8 things Zooey Deschanel has asked Siri

Talking honeydew-flavored bubble tea/actress Zooey Deschanel televised her discovery of what rain is in a recent ad for Apple’s iPhone 4S with Siri, leaving many to wonder what else she doesn’t know.

Somehow, someone has tapped into Deschanel’s basil-colored treehouse of cuteness and found out what she’s asking Siri on a recently created parody Twitter account, @ZooeySiri. And yeah, her life makes as much as sense as a baby pig wearing red rain boots.

She’s puzzled by a lot of things in life, like duck sauce. “Siri, is duck sauce made from ducks, or is it for eating around ducks?” she asked.

She’s also inquisitive about religion: “Siri, do you think God ever wants a friend?” Probably, but he’d choose Schmidt over you.

We’ve compiled eight of our favorite things Deschanel has asked Siri, but we’re still waiting for the answers.

Photo via Twitter

Jordan Valinsky

Jordan Valinsky

A former editorial operations specialist and staff writer for the Daily Dot, Jordan Valinsky is a tech reporter and web culture commentator. His work has been published by the Week, Digiday, CNNMoney, Popular Mechanics, Vice, Mic, and Betabeat.