Taylor Swift took a trip to Disneyland with Victoria Secret model Lily Aldridge and her daughter. By all accounts, the trio had an absolute blast. They hit up Toy Story Mania and Radiator Springs Racers, a section of track in Disney’s California Adventure that offers patrons the rare chance to drive in Southern California without simply idling on the freeway in traffic.
T-Swift and crew were so hype about the experience that they even snatched up photos from the ride. Both Swift and Aldridge posted the same shot on their Instagram feeds for all to enjoy. One person not in on the fun despite going along for the ride is the pop superstar’s bodyguard. Dude doesn’t give a shit about the dopey car he’s riding and was probably listening to The Life Of Pablo to make things more bearable.
This unnamed bodyguard inadvertently became the star of the photo—all because he could not be more affectless at the Happiest Place on Earth. From his hands in his pockets to the stoic expression bolstered by his sunglasses, every little detail proves just how boring Radiator Springs actually is.
Seriously. Drive two hours to the east and you’ll get an even better experience with an actual desert backdrop and very few cars around.