Chris Rockâs recent Saturday Night Live appearance was a bit hit-or-miss, but his opening monologue was perhaps the bit that hit the hardest. Rockâs never been an overtly political comic, but his comments about the opening of One World Trade, gun control, and the Boston Marathon bombing certainly struck a nerve.
In a fantastic interview with Frank Rich for New York magazine, Rock explained why so many people were offended by his comments. When asked about the âpolitical correctness that was thought to be dead,â Rock responded:
Oh, itâs back stronger than ever. I donât pay that much attention to it. I mean, you donât want to piss off the people that are paying you, obviously, but otherwise Iâve just been really good at ignoring it. Honestly, itâs not that people were offended by what I said. They get offended by how much fun I appear to be having while saying it. You could literally take everything I said on Saturday night and say it on Meet the Press, and it would be a general debate, and it would go away. But half of itâs because they think they can hurt comedians.
The whole piece is worth reading, but here are eight more of the realest bits from the interview.
On the Internet and how itâs changed how comedians try out material:
It is scary, because the thing about comedians is that youâre the only ones who practice in front of a crowd. Prince doesnât run a demo on the radio. But in stand-up, the demo gets out. There are a few guys good enough to write a perfect act and get onstage, but everybody else workshops it and workshops it, and it can get real messy. It can get downright offensive. Before everyone had a recording device and was wired like fucking Sammy the Bull, youâd say something that went too far, and youâd go, âOh, I went too far,â and you would just brush it off. But if you think you donât have room to make mistakes, itâs going to lead to safer, gooier stand-up. You canât think the thoughts you want to think if you think youâre being watched.
On Obamaâs presidency in its second term:
Iâm trying to figure out the right analogy. Everybody wanted Michael Jordan, right? We got Shaq. Thatâs not a disappointment. You know what I mean? We got Charles Barkley. Itâs still a Hall of Fame career. The president should be graded on jobs and peace, and the other stuff is debatable. Do more people have jobs, and is there more peace? I guess thereâs a little more peace. Not as much peace as weâd like, but I mean, thatâs kind of the gig. I donât recall anybody leaving on an up. Itâs just that kind of job. I mean, the liberals that are against him feel let down because heâs not Bush. And the thing about George Bush is that the kid revolutionized the presidency. How? He was the first president who only served the people who voted for him. He literally operated like a cable network. You know what I mean?
On raising his kids in an Obama presidency:
âŚbut itâs also my kids grew up not only with a black president but with a black secretary of State, a black joint chief of staff, a black attorney general. My children are going to be the first black children in the history of America to actually have the benefit of the doubt of just being moral, intelligent people.
On Apple CEO Tim Cook coming out as gay:
Which I think is actually bigger than the football player. Because the average person in that locker room is in his 20s. And itâs just not a big deal to be around a gay guyâif youâre in your 20s. Whereas Tim Cook is around these corporate guys. That is the epitome of a boysâ club. That is sexist, Âracistâthe least inclusive group of people youâre ever going to find. Men who have no problem being called owners. Who actually wants to be called an owner, even if you owned a football team? Just the title owner is just so nasty and disgusting.
On racism in America:
But the thing is, we treat racism in this country like itâs a style that America went through. Like flared legs and lava lamps. Oh, that crazy thing we did. We were hanging black people. We treat it like a fad instead of a disease that eradicates millions of people. Youâve got to get it at a lab, and study it, and see its origins, and see what itâs immune to and what breaks it down.
On dealing with failures in Hollywood:
Iâm still on the table, which is good. No oneâs yanked me off. You can be behind and on the table. I never take any of it personally. Itâs all money, especially when youâre talking about playing a lead of anything. I guess if youâre a supporting character, friendships may come into play here and there â strings can be pulled in the lower echelons. But as far as being a leading man, thereâs a printout, and thereâs how much the movie made here, here, and here. How do you do in Budapest? How do you do in Calgary? Germany? And they make the decision.
On Hillary Clintonâs run for president:
I mean, I would love to see Hillary, but thereâs a part of Hillary thatâs like the Democratic McCain at this point. As he showed, âItâs my timeâ is not really enough. But you know, Iâm absolutely ready for a woman president. Iâm ready for a woman nighttime-talk-show host, to tell you the truth. I wonder which will be first.
On whether his daughters think heâs funny:
Sometimes. My daughter Lola was like, âKevin Hartâs funnier than you.â
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