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Bill Gates shows Jimmy Fallon his poop water on ‘The Tonight Show’
“The battle of wits has begun.”
Bill Gates is trying to dump his poop water on the rest of us with every sip, and he’s starting with one of the kings of late-night television.
Having already touted the benefits of turning poop into water on the Internet, Gates turned to Jimmy Fallon to give it a sparkling review on Wednesday night. Fallon was initially hesitant about it, so Gates ended up offering his own version of “the battle of wits.”
Would it be too easy to assume that it’s in the no. 2 glass, or is that what Gates wants you to think? Or would he assume that Fallon think it’s in the second glass for the sake of the pun and instead go to the first glass? Or would he assume that Fallon would come to that conclusion and put it in the second glass to psych him out?
Never go against Bill Gates when anything is on the line—and he may have a bit of Dread Pirate Roberts in him.
Screengrab via The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon/YouTube
Michelle Jaworski is a staff writer and the resident Game of Thrones expert at the Daily Dot. She covers entertainment, geek culture, and pop culture and has brought her knowledge to conventions like Con of Thrones. She is based in New Jersey.