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Think you have what it takes to be Beyoncé’s assistant for the day?

Try not to get fired as you go through this interactive thread that has you make choices as Beyoncé’s assistant.


Dominic-Madori Davis


Posted on Jun 23, 2019   Updated on May 20, 2021, 10:02 am CDT

The Beyhive has done it again!

A Twitter user launched an interactive Twitter thread called “Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DON’T GET FIRED.” The game was made by Beyoncé super fan @CornyassBitch, whose bio proudly states “Beyoncé spat on my hand as a fan on 5.14.16.”

In the game, users pretend to be Beyoncé’s assistant and are tasked with helping Queen B make it to an event later in the evening. Throughout the game, the “assistant” is handed tasks and must choose the best solutions, all in hopes of pleasing the icon.

If you pick the wrong solution, then you’re fired.

Think you’ve got what it takes?

Warning: We are now moving into spoiler territory.

Here are the challenges.

“It’s your first day on the job and Beyoncé is getting ready for a red carpet. What are you getting her for breakfast? Yogurt, granola, and strawberries. Or a 5-star breakfast”

If you chose the 5-star breakfast, then, sorry you’re fired.

“She yells at you ‘Are you trying to make me fat like you?!’ Then has her team of lawyers send you a termination letter.”

The correct answer was yogurt, granola, and strawberries.

You may, as Beyoncé would say, “Carry on.”

“She nods at you for choosing the healthy breakfast, then asks you to FaceTime her daughter who are you FaceTiming, Blue or Rumi?”

If you chose Rumi, then you’re fired.

“She says, ‘She’s only 2….’ then has her team of lawyers send you a termination letter.’

Miss Blue Ivy Carter was the correct answer.

The game continues down the assistant rabbit hole, where the user is tasked with making prompt decisions, and one wrong turn could end in swift termination.

For example, “Beyoncé needs something to do while she waits for hair and makeup. What do you suggest? Swimming, painting, or drinking and gossiping.”

Choosing drinking and gossiping is a quick way to get the pink slip.

At first, swimming seems like a good option, right?

Wait, no.

Painting was actually the correct answer.

Next, “She tells you to play that song from Lemonade. Which song you playing? ‘Sandcastles’ or ‘All Night?’”

If you played “Sandcastles,” you’re fired.

“She starts crying then fires you after the 3:03 minutes.”

Because true Beyoncé fans know that “All Night” was her favorite track from the album.

“Beyoncé is running late should she go to the hotel and get ready, or do it in the car?”

Obviously, she should get ready in the car, right?


Nevermind, let’s go to the hotel then.

“The West family offers her to join them in their suite, and Motel 6 is able to provide a whole floor. Which should you suggest?”

This one is a no-brainer, obviously the Motel 6!

“Beyoncé’s laptop went missing! What are you doing? Looking for it yourself, or letting the hotel beware it’s missing, or both?”

Should you look for it first on the hotel floor or the car?”

“It was in the car.”

It’s now time for the event!

What happens next will be revealed later, as the game, according to the person who made it, is not yet finished and is expected to be completed later today.

Though that hasn’t stopped thousands of people from playing it already. In less than 24 hours, the game has received thousands of retweets. It has united those from beyond the Beyhive, as everyone stepped up to see if they had what it took to work with the Queen B.

What did you get fired for?

This was clearly better than Black Mirror’s “Bandersnatch.”


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*First Published: Jun 23, 2019, 1:02 pm CDT