The Beyhive has done it again!
A Twitter user launched an interactive Twitter thread called “Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DON’T GET FIRED.” The game was made by Beyoncé super fan @CornyassBitch, whose bio proudly states “Beyoncé spat on my hand as a fan on 5.14.16.”
In the game, users pretend to be Beyoncé’s assistant and are tasked with helping Queen B make it to an event later in the evening. Throughout the game, the “assistant” is handed tasks and must choose the best solutions, all in hopes of pleasing the icon.
If you pick the wrong solution, then you’re fired.
Being Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DONT GET FIRED THREAD pic.twitter.com/26ix05Hkhp
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
Think you’ve got what it takes?
Warning: We are now moving into spoiler territory.
Here are the challenges.
“It’s your first day on the job and Beyoncé is getting ready for a red carpet. What are you getting her for breakfast? Yogurt, granola, and strawberries. Or a 5-star breakfast”
It’s your first day on the job and Beyoncé is getting ready for a red carpet. What are you getting her for breakfast? Yogurt, granola and strawberries or a 5 star breakfast. pic.twitter.com/05Zq5Ccai5
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
If you chose the 5-star breakfast, then, sorry you’re fired.
“She yells at you ‘Are you trying to make me fat like you?!’ Then has her team of lawyers send you a termination letter.”
She yells at you “are you trying to make me fat like you?!” then has her team of lawyers send you a termination letter. pic.twitter.com/hHq6dCqHsp
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
The correct answer was yogurt, granola, and strawberries.
You may, as Beyoncé would say, “Carry on.”
She nods at you for choosing the healthy breakfast, then ask you to FaceTime her daughter who are you FaceTiming, Blue Or Rumi? pic.twitter.com/W60trwCI3J
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
“She nods at you for choosing the healthy breakfast, then asks you to FaceTime her daughter who are you FaceTiming, Blue or Rumi?”
If you chose Rumi, then you’re fired.
“She says, ‘She’s only 2….’ then has her team of lawyers send you a termination letter.’
She says “She’s only 2….” then has her team of lawyers send you a termination letter. pic.twitter.com/BF0Iu863d3
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
Miss Blue Ivy Carter was the correct answer.
She FaceTimes Blue. pic.twitter.com/2SC9FvBwAv
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
The game continues down the assistant rabbit hole, where the user is tasked with making prompt decisions, and one wrong turn could end in swift termination.
For example, “Beyoncé needs something to do while she waits for hair and makeup. What do you suggest? Swimming, painting, or drinking and gossiping.”
Beyoncé needs something to do while she waits for hair and makeup. What do you suggest? Swimming, painting or drinking and gossiping.
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
Choosing drinking and gossiping is a quick way to get the pink slip.
She tells you “I’m not going to get drunk before an event and gossip with some peasant” then calls a new assistant. pic.twitter.com/dQTxVj82yH
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
At first, swimming seems like a good option, right?
She goes swimming pic.twitter.com/wTropmtYiB
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
Beyoncé is done swimming and hair and makeup is here. Do you suggest she takes a shower and makes the stylist team wait or just dry off? pic.twitter.com/BdOl9AG2jD
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
Beyoncé’s hair is WET causing even more time making her late to the event. You’ve been fired. pic.twitter.com/aKxuKlZkbu
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
Wait, no.
The application for the makeup and body makeup is ruined from the chlorine. You’ve been FIRED. pic.twitter.com/SAoTKzAJsN
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
Painting was actually the correct answer.
She paints pic.twitter.com/CfifjYQ2s6
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
Next, “She tells you to play that song from Lemonade. Which song you playing? ‘Sandcastles’ or ‘All Night?’”
If you played “Sandcastles,” you’re fired.
“She starts crying then fires you after the 3:03 minutes.”
She starts crying then fires you after the 3:03 minutes pic.twitter.com/hCKRxXnLpG
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
Because true Beyoncé fans know that “All Night” was her favorite track from the album.
She says “oh yes that’s the one” and sings along while painting pic.twitter.com/l6QSGj4dpG
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
“Beyoncé is running late should she go to the hotel and get ready, or do it in the car?”
Beyoncé is running late should she go to the hotel and get ready or do it in the car?
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
Obviously, she should get ready in the car, right?
No.
She got car sick and threw up all over her outfit. You’ve been kicked out the car and fired. pic.twitter.com/m2ehCDZOgc
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
Nevermind, let’s go to the hotel then.
She’s arrived at the hotel but the paparazzi have already spotted her Mercedes Sprinter. Should she risk being spotted at this event thats she’s suppose to make a surprise appearance or run late and go to another hotel? pic.twitter.com/AFbNGGcpDV
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
“The West family offers her to join them in their suite, and Motel 6 is able to provide a whole floor. Which should you suggest?”
The west family offer her to join them in their suite and Motel 6 is able to provide a whole floor. Which should you suggest? pic.twitter.com/6kOFoIPnss
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
This one is a no-brainer, obviously the Motel 6!
Beyoncé says “you know me so well” pic.twitter.com/vLBoW7bU3g
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
“Beyoncé’s laptop went missing! What are you doing? Looking for it yourself, or letting the hotel beware it’s missing, or both?”
Beyoncé’s laptop went missing!
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
what are you doing?
Looking for it yourself or letting the hotel beware it’s missing or both? pic.twitter.com/NaifpbKszx
Should you look for it first on the hotel floor or the car?”
Where are you looking for it first hotel floor or car? pic.twitter.com/m1c4Gs0lA7
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
“It was in the car.”
It was in the car pic.twitter.com/o961ZH357L
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
It’s now time for the event!
It’s time for the event! pic.twitter.com/Vi6H8ClCD9
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
What happens next will be revealed later, as the game, according to the person who made it, is not yet finished and is expected to be completed later today.
The rest will come tomorrow pic.twitter.com/VJ6RNVB7ht
— green chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
Though that hasn’t stopped thousands of people from playing it already. In less than 24 hours, the game has received thousands of retweets. It has united those from beyond the Beyhive, as everyone stepped up to see if they had what it took to work with the Queen B.
What did you get fired for?
i got fired for playing sandcastles pic.twitter.com/chD2oOusqG
— deb (@debp___) June 23, 2019
If you chose Sandcastles to play while she painted, you deserved to be fired #BeyonceBandersnatch pic.twitter.com/uX6T3bmsEr
— keeks ✰ (@itsyagurllkeeks) June 23, 2019
https://twitter.com/TraceEllis/status/1142763617961594880
Now, you know she didn’t want to deal with Kim’s desperate fangirling and Kanye’s moodiness before a performance. pic.twitter.com/UpmDjI2C2Q
— Phaelix Phaelicis ✨ (@pbiddy06) June 23, 2019
This was clearly better than Black Mirror’s “Bandersnatch.”
Better than Black Mirror Bandersnatch
— Lady Jush Jush (@herbiehandclap) June 23, 2019
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