The Tangled Web: Who’s invited, who isn’t?

Remember back in elementary school when everyone got a Valentine, or no one did? What's the social media equivalent?

 

Jess Zimmerman

Internet Culture

Published Jun 13, 2013   Updated Jun 1, 2021, 1:31 pm CDT

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How gross is it to talk about plans for an event that MOST people on your social media site aren’t invited to? Is it less gross on Twitter and super gross on Facebook?

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It’s not really Twitter vs. Facebook here, it’s more a matter of proportions: the ratio of your followers who might reasonably expect to be invited to people who actually are invited, for instance; the ratio of how long pre-event you start updating to how long the event itself actually lasts; and the ratio of tweets or status updates about the event to tweets or status updates about literally anything else.

The first one needs to be close to 1:1. Everyone who follows you who might reasonably expect to be invited to your wedding/bat mitzvah/birthday/christening/bris/but realistically wedding (it’s June, I know what you’re on about) is actually invited. If you are keeping it very small or excluding a particular chunk of friends or family who might feel entitled to an invitation, why make things awkward? Set up restricted friends groups on Facebook to talk about it if you must. 

The second one shouldn’t be too far from 1:1 either. A really long lead time is obnoxious —if you’re tweeting constantly for six months about prep for a four-hour event, your friends and acquaintances are likely to get pretty peeved even if they are invited. (In fact, invitees might get MORE irritated—so many spoilers!) I’d say you are entitled to roughly 1:1 babbling-on-social-media time and celebrating time—four hours right before, or right after, or four hours spread out over the previous year, whatever—but if you can make it less, bless you. People who can limit themselves to a “What a great wedding!” follow-up tweet and a Facebook album have my respect.

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As for the last, updates about the event should be swamped, proportionally, by updates about what you’re reading, what you ate for breakfast, your clever joke about the NSA— anything except what kind of flowers you’re considering.

Jess Zimmerman has been making social blunders on the Internet since 1994. Most of her current interpersonal drama takes place on Twitter (@j_zimms).

Illustration by Jason Reed

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*First Published: Jun 13, 2013, 1:29 pm CDT