Val Kilmer once tickled Lou Reed

Something magical happened on a ranch in New Mexico.

Sometime in 2006, Kilmer was working on his debut album and “thinking about what’s cool.” When you think about “cool,” the Velvet Underground frontman simply appears on your property in a puff of cigarette smoke.

“I was listening to David Essex’s ‘Rock On,’” the Top Gun actor said, “and out of nowhere it just says ‘Jimmy Dean’ in one of the lyrics, who wasn’t a rock-’n’-roller but he was a rebel and it sort of makes sense in the song. … I called my writing partner and I said, I was just thinking about what’s cool, who’s cool… how about Lou Reed?”

The song: “Cool as Lou Reed.” Lou Reed’s ears must have been burning, because he and his longtime partner, Laurie Anderson, were on their way down to Kilmer’s estate for some fly-fishing (cool!). They made a connection, and Lou Reed, apparently, didn’t hate Kilmer’s song. (He had a surprisingly mainstream taste in music—really. Here are his Spotify playlists.)

Somewhere over the course of their friendship, Kilmer, like a fumbling, alcohol-emboldened first date, took things a little too far. No, not with the musical accolades. With tickles.

A stirring tribute to the late rock icon. But Kilmer really cared.

Photo via aforum/Flickr

Cooper Fleishman

Cooper Fleishman

A former assigning editor for the Daily Dot, Cooper Fleishman's work focused on the web culture and niche internet communities. He joined Mic as a senior editor in 2015. His work has been published by HyperVocal and the Good Men Project, and he previously copyedited for Rolling Stone, Men's Journal, and Us Weekly.