Normally I have some clever turn of phrase to introduce a clip like this, but words feel inadequate right now, so: Here is a turtle twerking while taking a shower. I repeat: HERE IS A SASSY LITTLE TURTLE JUST STRAIGHT-UP TWERKING IN THE SHOWER.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He’s the author of two odd books of fiction, ‘Ivyland’ and ‘True False.’
